Jenn Lukas — Front-End Developer

Night Blogging

“They’re the best thing to happen to partying since the mirror ball.”

Agreed. Partying is synonymous with blogging. At night.

Party Rats Thank you, Cowboy Tom.

Posted on January 25, 2010 at 02:49 PM in Common Radness • The Nerd • (3) Comments

A Singular Cat Thrill

“We don’t really have audio for this, do we? That’s too bad. Cause You’d be hearing this cat making sounds of unbridled pleasure.”

I must’ve missed this when it was in its YouTube prime. In case any of you did as well, live life deprvied of the Katsak no more!!
Thanks for the heads up, Pete.

Posted on January 18, 2010 at 09:47 PM in Common Radness • (1) Comments

Low-Level Zombies pt 2

Dear Chris, George and Cowboy Tom (and anyone else):
In response to the latest blog of Mr. Chris Hill and conversations over cheese:

• Kill Zombie Squirrels
  Squirrels. Zombies. Word.
• Zombie Simulation
  I don’t get it. You are a blue dot. The zombies are pink dots. You shoot them. But if you don’t, they don’t pay you any mind. This game stinks.
• Zombie Terror
  This might be my favorite so far. It’s like Indiana Jones and Temple of Zombies. Seriously, you got the hat and the khakis AND a whip. If you fall on spikes, there’s some blood. If you whip a zombie, you whip its head off. It’s rad. Be careful when you jump on the moving platforms, as you have to walk with them and the instructions are in French. “Coup de fouet” means blow of whip (so yeah, press space to whip the blood-thirsty meanies!)
• Grave Robber
  So I was super stoked for this one from the intro (which George, i insist you view for the music alone), but the game was a bit disappointing and hard to control. You have to dig up body parts to make a chick and avoid zombies. If you can find the chainsaw, its probably more enjoyable.
• All Hallows Eve
  This one has zombies that say ‘braaaaaaaiiins’ and that’s cool, but I can’t figure out what to do when you kill them all. I guess you can mouse over the stats and maybe something will happen? I gave up.
• Zombie Killer 2072 AD
  Whoa guy. Killer music. Like for serious. You get to play Simon if you make it to the house. I selected the easy level and died at the helicopter flying zombie.
• Dawn of the Dead Game
  Like the movie remake, this game is totally lame.
• Escape From Zombie High
  This was cool for about 2 minutes, then the same thing happened again and again and then again and got very boring. I tried my luck at a suicide mission and just ran straight forward, but even that took about 4 minutes to die.
• Divine Intervention
  I take back what i said before, this is my new favorite. You’re a zombie-killing priest. Zombie kids and the bigger. There’s an Uzi. It’s a bit tricky at first, but i played it a few times and got better. Dying is pretty rad in this game.
• Shaun of the Dead Game
  Ummm… I ran straight and didn’t reach a pub. Maybe you gotta go left or something. I quit this game.
• Zombie Survival
  It’s cool that you get grenades, but unless it gets cooler after I died, then it’s not too cool at all.
• Zombie Attack
  A BBC game about people turning into zombies from watching too much reality TV. Game play is kinda like Mike Tysons Punch Out with zombies.

Enjoy.

Posted on July 23, 2005 at 05:41 PM in Common Radness • (0) Comments

My Name is Jonah…I hate Dragons Lair

Its a sad day…tonight at 4 am will be the last time starcade will be shown on g4.

I am not happy.

Posted on April 11, 2004 at 03:49 PM in Common Radness • (0) Comments