Jenn Lukas — Front-End Developer

Radtacular/Craptacular

Radtacular:

1. Quinn Gray
2. Bowling (Wii style and North Bowl)
3. Pretty pink party dresses
4. the ‘whats with this creepy guy, move this way, don’t make eye contact’ dance move
5. Awesome chivalrous friends who managed to get back my bag which at least still had my favorite blue eyeshadow and photobooth pictures

Honorable mention: all the random and not-so-random people who gave me cigarettes, the bank lady who despite all my cursing (not at her) still managed to understand that I was calling to cancel my card, best Christmas gifts ever.

Craptacular:

1. Stuff stolen
2. Having to go to the Penndot tomorrow
3. Beer spills on pretty pink party dresses
4. Football playoffs without the Jaguars
5. Phones that you cant get insurance on

Posted on January 2, 2007 at 12:15 AM in [+/-] • (0) Comments

Awesome/Lame

Awesome:

1. Maurice Jones-Drew
2. The “All purpose yards” stat
3. Fancy parties at the Mummers museum
4. The Mix a six @ the foodery
5. Getting Christmas Cards

Lame:

1. Netflix dvds that skip
2. The music @ 700 club on a friday (mostly)
3. Screen filler
4. Steve Madden never having the shoes I want in my size
5. Getting Christmas Cards (Does this mean I’m old?)

Posted on December 11, 2006 at 11:42 PM in [+/-] • (0) Comments

Top/Bottom

Top:

1. Mashed Potatoes
2. Pacman Jones
3. David Garrard’s 16yd run with less than a minute to go
4. Justin Timberlake songs
5. Wii sports/Dancing nights

Bottom:

1. Bad ebay shipping
2. Eli Manning
3. Jacksonville’s defense in the last 30 seconds
4. Justin Timberlake songs
5. Mondays

Posted on November 26, 2006 at 07:45 PM in [+/-] • (0) Comments

Low-Level Zombies pt 2

Dear Chris, George and Cowboy Tom (and anyone else):
In response to the latest blog of Mr. Chris Hill and conversations over cheese:

• Kill Zombie Squirrels
  Squirrels. Zombies. Word.
• Zombie Simulation
  I don’t get it. You are a blue dot. The zombies are pink dots. You shoot them. But if you don’t, they don’t pay you any mind. This game stinks.
• Zombie Terror
  This might be my favorite so far. It’s like Indiana Jones and Temple of Zombies. Seriously, you got the hat and the khakis AND a whip. If you fall on spikes, there’s some blood. If you whip a zombie, you whip its head off. It’s rad. Be careful when you jump on the moving platforms, as you have to walk with them and the instructions are in French. “Coup de fouet” means blow of whip (so yeah, press space to whip the blood-thirsty meanies!)
• Grave Robber
  So I was super stoked for this one from the intro (which George, i insist you view for the music alone), but the game was a bit disappointing and hard to control. You have to dig up body parts to make a chick and avoid zombies. If you can find the chainsaw, its probably more enjoyable.
• All Hallows Eve
  This one has zombies that say ‘braaaaaaaiiins’ and that’s cool, but I can’t figure out what to do when you kill them all. I guess you can mouse over the stats and maybe something will happen? I gave up.
• Zombie Killer 2072 AD
  Whoa guy. Killer music. Like for serious. You get to play Simon if you make it to the house. I selected the easy level and died at the helicopter flying zombie.
• Dawn of the Dead Game
  Like the movie remake, this game is totally lame.
• Escape From Zombie High
  This was cool for about 2 minutes, then the same thing happened again and again and then again and got very boring. I tried my luck at a suicide mission and just ran straight forward, but even that took about 4 minutes to die.
• Divine Intervention
  I take back what i said before, this is my new favorite. You’re a zombie-killing priest. Zombie kids and the bigger. There’s an Uzi. It’s a bit tricky at first, but i played it a few times and got better. Dying is pretty rad in this game.
• Shaun of the Dead Game
  Ummm… I ran straight and didn’t reach a pub. Maybe you gotta go left or something. I quit this game.
• Zombie Survival
  It’s cool that you get grenades, but unless it gets cooler after I died, then it’s not too cool at all.
• Zombie Attack
  A BBC game about people turning into zombies from watching too much reality TV. Game play is kinda like Mike Tysons Punch Out with zombies.

Enjoy.

Posted on July 23, 2005 at 05:41 PM in Common Radness • (0) Comments

My Name is Jonah…I hate Dragons Lair

Its a sad day…tonight at 4 am will be the last time starcade will be shown on g4.

I am not happy.

Posted on April 11, 2004 at 03:49 PM in Common Radness • (0) Comments